Axes

Tune: Ten Green Bottles

We've got axes, you've got axes too
We've got axes, you've got axes too,
But we saw that in lances you'd hit on something new
So we got lances to be as strong as you.


We've got lances -- cannons.

We've got cannons -- machine guns

We've got machine guns -- warplanes.

We've got warplanes -- missiles.


We've got missiles etc.
If we fire our missiles, you'll fire your missiles too
Then we'll all be equal -- we'll be as dead as you!